I would like to direct your attention to Boing Boing: Drug-smugglers' coolest secrets mostly because I think that some of them are hilarious. Among some highlights (as it were) from the April 2004 bulletin. And I quote "This is the first report of the “Buddafingas” candy bar. The “Buddafingas” wrapper lists the product as “TaiNTed / Buddafinga / diggety, dankity, peanut-buttery!”
An odd blog.